My Vices....

I have vices and it's not really food.  They are satellite radio personalities and Most of the Bravo Housewives.
I call into the radio personalities on a regular basis (ya I know....too much time on my hands) I love call "Mary O"-she's a psychic intuitive and she's ALWAYS right!!  Seriously!!
The first time I called her it was because I was going to have a biopsy and scared to flippin death....she said "you're gonna be fine sweetheart".  2nd time was to see if our home in Virginia was haunted as our kids said it was or if they were just early crack users....I ate crow.  Mary said that  there were children playing in that house (did I lose ya here) and that the room that was ALWAYS cold (we swore someone had died in that room!) was where the children were sent when they were naughty. AND Mary O. described that room right down to the stinking window cover colors!!  I know, it's sacrilegious, but I'm hooked!!
Then there is Rosie Odonell  and her crew......laugh for two hours straight!!  No, I'm not coming out of the closet here but she and I think along the same lines.  She says what she thinks and offers no apologies....as does rOndA.  You all know my motto "if it's worth using the air, make it the truth"!
And I HAVE to listen to Dr. Laura ream people out simply for DARING to say a thing against your man!!  If your man gets drunk and beats the living tar out of you....put up with it and stop whining!!  She is her children's mother and her husbands wife....bitch!!
Those housewives of New York and New Jersey just make life worth living for me!!  They live like I want to live...taking trips,  buying any darn thing you want and living in lavish homes....never mind that your hubby is bi-sexual, filed bankruptcy and losing their homes or have obvious mental health issues!  There are times I shake my friggin head and say WTH just happened?  And on national tv....WOW-I LOVE it!!  Makes my life seem AMAZING!!
But my reality tv daily-"the View".  My girls....Joy and Sherry discussing the days topics and then wait for that snatchy Elizabeth to jump down their throats with her "my life is perfect so I can judge you bitch" attitude!  But Whoopie ALWAYS saves the day in her motherly ways and wisdom of life.....she is one of my heros!!

Well folks, remember to saver a little bit of today and U-Betcha-talk like a northerner