Dieting-pre-op style

So in order for me to have the DS procedure, my surgeon is requiring me to lose 15 lbs......in 3 weeks.  It was supposed to be 2 weeks but I started early, and thank goodness I did too because I am going to need the additional week.  
I had a pre-op visit with a nutritionist last week (she was a stinkin 99 lb. beauty queen that obviously has no babies-YET) and she suggested perhaps changing my surg. date to give me more time to lose....um HELL NO.  It's taken me 4 years  to be healthy enough to get to this point ok Barbie-this broad's NOT moving that date!  So I mention that I may try diet pills-her response, "those are not healthy" ok and losing 15 lbs. in 2 weeks is???  
So apparently when you stop eating carbs. and all the other crap that is in food now a days, your body goes through a kind of withdrawal and I mean it....even my thinking is affected.  I'm feeling like I have chemo-brain again and forgetting words, names and simple everyday things.  I'm thinking that I'm getting a feeling of what an early age Alzheimer patient feels like.....crazy!!  Not to mention a KILLER head ache since like diet day #2  uggg.  The sunny disposition that I normally have.....mmm is GONE.  Susy Sunshine has left the friggin building!  This BETTER all be worth it....if I get to that hospital on Sept. 22 and have only lost 14 lbs....I'm gonna blow up!!  Take away my food baby and it better have a good outcome in the end!!
This would be an ideal outcome.....

or.....

I'm thinking it will be.....:)


That my friends....is how a Northerner Talks!